WIFE: There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor. HUSBAND: Water in the carburettor? That's ridiculous. WIFE: I tell you the car has water in the carburettor. HUSBAND: You don't even know what a carburettor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car? WIFE: In the pool.
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