A state trooper pulled a car over and told the man driving that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone. I was only going 40! the driver protested. Not according to my radar, the trooper said. Yes, I was! the man shouted back. No you weren't! the trooper said. With that, the man's wife leaned toward the window and said, 'Officer, I should warn you not to argue with my husband when he's been drinking.
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