You know all that talk about backseat driving?
You know all that talk about backseat driving? ...
Car Jokes
My sister's a really bad driver.
My sister's a really bad driver. What makes you...
How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car?
How did the woman feel when she got run over by...
Motorist: When I bought this car you told me it was rust-free, but underneath it's covered with rust Dealer: Yes, sir.
Motorist: When I bought this car you told me it...
Motorist: Does a deer have a horn?
Motorist: Does a deer have a horn? Police Offic...
Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit?
Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathin...
Policeman: Did you realize you just missed that bus with your car?
Policeman: Did you realize you just missed that...
Policeman: How can you drive so recklessly?
Policeman: How can you drive so recklessly? Dri...
Policeman: What do you think you're doing parking your car there?
Policeman: What do you think you're doing parki...
Policeman: Why are you driving that car in circles?
Policeman: Why are you driving that car in circ...
Policeman: Why did you stop your car, get out, and yell coward at the traffic signal?
Policeman: Why did you stop your car, get out, ...
Policeman: Why did your car just spin around in circles?
Policeman: Why did your car just spin around in...
Where's the car?
Where's the car? asked Professor Delbert's wife...
A San Francisco motorist following a taillight in a dense fog crashed into the car ahead of him when it stopped suddenly.
A San Francisco motorist following a taillight ...
A man learned shortly before quitting time that he had to attend a meeting.
A man learned shortly before quitting time that...
Jill's car was unreliable and she called John for a ride every time it broke down.
Jill's car was unreliable and she called John f...
When I get real bored, I like to drive down town and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.
When I get real bored, I like to drive down tow...
A tiny racing car was developed by American scientists.
A tiny racing car was developed by American sci...
A monster goes to a petrol station and says: Fill me up The man at the petrol station replies: You have to have a car for me to do that!.
A monster goes to a petrol station and says: Fi...
Brother: How do you top a car ?
Brother: How do you top a car ? Sister: Tep on ...
Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?
Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japane...
Auntie Gladys bought herself a new rear-engine continental car.
Auntie Gladys bought herself a new rear-engine ...
Teacher: Who built the first American car?
Teacher: Who built the first American car? Stud...
What did one car muffler say to the other car muffler?
What did one car muffler say to the other car m...