Q: When is a car not a car?
Q: When is a car not a car? A: When it turns in...
Car Jokes
What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?
What to you call Batman and Robin after they've...
A nun was in a hurry on her way to her job at the local Catholic Charity Hospital when her car suddenly runs out of gas.
A nun was in a hurry on her way to her job at t...
Clanking Sound An auto mechanic received a repair order that read: Check for clanking sound when going around corners.
Clanking Sound An auto mechanic received a repa...
I rear-ended a car this morning.
I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we w...
An attorney was driving through the country side when his car failed him.
An attorney was driving through the country sid...
Memos For An Eclipse Memo from Director General to Manager: Today at 11 o'clock there will be a total eclipse of the sun.
Memos For An Eclipse Memo from Director General...
Test Drive After shopping for weeks, I finally found the car of my dreams.
Test Drive After shopping for weeks, I finally ...
Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.
Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the I...
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed.
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant wit...
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave.
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his d...
New Car Sam and Ruth from Maine had just bought a new car when winter hit with all its fury.
New Car Sam and Ruth from Maine had just bought...
An unemployed guy goes door-to-door looking for work.
An unemployed guy goes door-to-door looking for...
It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds.
It was a small town and the patrolman was makin...
A fellow stopped at a rural gas station and after filling his tank, he paid the bill and bought a soft drink.
A fellow stopped at a rural gas station and aft...
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years.
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The d...
A new Mercedes owner was out on an interstate for a nice evening drive.
A new Mercedes owner was out on an interstate f...
Q: If everyone in America started driving pink cadillacs, what would you have?
Q: If everyone in America started driving pink ...
A man was badly injured in a car accident.
A man was badly injured in a car accident. The ...
Flat Tire A man in a VW had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a beautiful bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind the car.
Flat Tire A man in a VW had a flat tire, pulled...
A man walks into the toy store to get a Barbie doll for his daughter.
A man walks into the toy store to get a Barbie ...
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice.
A man was walking in the street when he heard a...
HIS: 1.
HIS: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter ...
A Lady goes to Toys R Us to buy a Barbie doll.
A Lady goes to Toys R Us to buy a Barbie doll. ...
Nobel Prize A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass.
Nobel Prize A man is driving down a country roa...