Flat Tire A man in a VW had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a beautiful bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind the car. Then he got back in the car to wait. A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked Ed, the fellow, what the problem was. The man replied I have a flat tire. The passerby asked, But what's with the flowers? The man responded: When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back.
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