A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed.

A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed. Upon regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a relentless world-class practical joker, sitting at his bed side. He asked his brother how his wife was and his brother replied, Don't worry, everybody is fine and you have a son and a daughter. But the hospital was in a real hurry to get the birth certificates filed and since both you and your wife were unconscious, I named them for you. The husband was thinking to himself, Oh no, what has he done now? and said with trepidation, Well what did you name them? The brother replied, I named the little girl Denise. The husband, relieved, said, That's a very pretty name! What did you come up with for my son? The brother replied, Denephew.