A man walks into the toy store to get a Barbie doll for his daughter. So he asks the assistant, as you would, How much is Barbie? Well, she says, we have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00. Hey, hang on, the guy asks, why is Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95? Yeah, well, it's like this ... Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture ...
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