Car Jokes

Car Jokes

A boy asked his rich uncle for a cowboy outfit for his birthday.

A boy asked his rich uncle for a cowboy outfit ...

Bill had always been a prankster.

Bill had always been a prankster. As each of hi...

I used to own a car that never seemed to run properly.

I used to own a car that never seemed to run pr...

A man was reading the paper when an ad caught his eye.

A man was reading the paper when an ad caught h...

john was driving then he cut off gary.

john was driving then he cut off gary. gary pul...

I used to own a car that never seemed to run properly.

I used to own a car that never seemed to run pr...

After dying in a car crash, three friends go to Heaven for orientation.

After dying in a car crash, three friends go to...

Werner Heisenberg is driving down the street when a cop pulls him over.

Werner Heisenberg is driving down the street wh...

Q: Have you seen the tree's new car?

Q: Have you seen the tree's new car? A: It's a ...

The subway car was packed.

The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, an...

It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds.

It was a small town and the patrolman was makin...

Q: Ever heard of the wooden car with wooden wheels and a wooden engine?

Q: Ever heard of the wooden car with wooden whe...

I rear-ended a car a few days ago.......

I rear-ended a car a few days ago....... I tell...

It's the spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue.

It's the spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick ...

What do you call the history of a car?

What do you call the history of a car? An autob...

It's the summer of 1957 and Harold goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue.

It's the summer of 1957 and Harold goes to pick...

Wife: Would you get a girlfriend again if I died?

Wife: Would you get a girlfriend again if I die...

Q: Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

Q: Why did the commuter want the carpool driver...