Blond and crocodile shoes!

A blonde walks into a shoe shop looking for some crocodile shoes
at rediculous prices.
The blonde eyes a pair and waves for the
manager of the shop to come over."I want these shoes for half
price," she said flatly."I'm sorry madam, but there are no sales
on today," said the manager."well fine,"she said."Ill go and get
my own pair." And she took off with a "HUMPH!"
The manager was
driving home that afternoon and saw the blonde in Lake
Crocodile. She was standing there with a rifle in her hand, her
dress rolled up, and at least 15 crocks lined up on the side. He
got out and sttod next to his car to catch the blonde firing the
rifle madly.
Suddenly, she dragged a huge crock out of the
water. She put it on the bank, turned it over and screamed out
in fury."THIS ONE ISNT WEARING SHOES EITHER!"