(Special mention to JonasPolsky, you've inspired me to write one a day!)
- Spain is raising its age of consent from 14 to 16. Meanwhile the bankers at the European Central Bank are saying that they might not be able to keep their interest rate low for the next 2 years.
- The French National Assembly have decided to put three artificial beehives on its roof to promote urban greenery. Meanwhile, inspired, the bees are now demanding 'liberty, equality and fraternity' after the Queen reportedly said ' let them eat cake, we have plenty of honey for it anyway."
- A man in London converted a Ford pickup into a coffee-powered car. Meanwhile at the Starbucks headquarter executives are busy figuring out what comes after Tall, Grande, Venti and Trenta.
- A judge had struck down a federal ban on morning-after-pill sales to minors, meanwhile sales for Kool-Aids, Kinder Chocolate and One direction merchandises are expected to increase at major pharmacies.
- Today is the first day of Maggie's eternity. She had always been unsure of how her earthly deeds would be judged so she was quite delighted to wake up and not feel an ounce of seething heat. Turn out, much to her surprise, that the coal miners were on strike.
- No minute of silence for Thatcher at the Manchester Derby. It was not yet disrespectful until City won it with an Argentine sub.
- Thatcher dies. Today also happens to be a good day to bury bad news. Well, I thought she's going to get cremated but as she said, 'The Lady is not for burning'.
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.