A blonde called 911 to report a horrible accident. She was
hysterical as she said, "robbery, robbery! they have stolen my
dashboard, steering wheel, even my stick shift!" The police said
they'd be right over.
A few minutes later, the blonde called back, saying she had
been in the back seat.
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