This guy calls his wife at work and says, "Don't worry I'm fine and the damage is minimal."She says "Oh my gosh, what happened?"He says, "that he was coming back from lunch & a bird hit his car windshield.""How much damage did it do?" she asked."Minimal, however I did get a ticket.""A ticket how did you get that?""Well I managed to reach the bird through the window and throw it behind me, however it hit the windshield of the car behind me. It was a highway patrol car and the officer gave me a ticket.""What for?" she asked, "damaging his windshield?""No, flipping him the bird!!!!"
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