Zeke and Earl are bored

Zeke and Earl are sitting on their porch, when Earl says "I am soooo bored. We have no money, no car, no girlfriends, no booze and the TV is broken" What can we do?

Zeke says, "I know! Let's play 20 questions like when were kids. That'll pass the time"

Earl relunctantly agrees and Zeke goes first. He thinks for a little bit, and writes down "Horsecock" on a piece of paper, turns it over, and slides it over to Earl.

Earl says "Ok, first question. Is it something you can eat?"

Zeke says, "Uh, well, I guess so" with a smirk.

Earl then says "Ok, 2nd question. Is it uh...... Horsecock?"

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