Is it not funny

Prize winning message of the year-.

A husb went to police station for filing report
For his missing wife:

Husb :
-I lost my wife (misty),
she went for shopping
& still not reached home yet.

Inspector :
-What is her height ?

Husb:
-I never noticed.

Inspector :
-Slim or healthy ?.

Husb:
-Not slim can be healthy.

Inspector :
-Colour of eyes ?

Husb :
-Never noticed.

Inspector :
-Colour of hair ?

Husb :
-Changes according to season.

Inspector :
-What was she wearing?

Husb :
-Saree/suit/ I don’t remember exactly.

Inspector :
-Was she going in a car???

Husb :
-yes.

Inspector :
-tell me the number,name & color
of the car ? . . . . . .

Husb :
-black Audi A8
with supercharged 3.0 litre
V6 engine
generating 333 horse power
teamed with
an eight-speed tip tronic
automatic transmission
with manual mode.
And it has
full LED headlights,
which use light emitting diodes
for all light functions
and has a very thin scratch
on the front left door.

….and
then the husb started crying...

Inspector:
-Don't worry sir,... . .
We will find your car...

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