The policeman and the newspapers

A policeman is assigned to a new central station. His chief command him to buy a newspaper every morning, for a week. The news-stand is a few miles away and he is forbidden to take a car, because he's a rookie. He thinks: "Screw that! Today I'll walk to the news-stand and I'll buy 7 copies of the newspaper. Then I'll handle them to the chief, one every day!" And so he did. On the 7th day the chief called him. He started sweating, he thought: "I'm done, he busted me!" Instead of firing him, the chief offered him a seat, smiled, and threw a newspaper on the desk pointing an article... "And they says policemen are stupid... look at this guy! He crashed 7 cars for 7 days straight on the same pole!"

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