"All generalizations are false.""Time is what keeps everything from happening at once."Seen on an old, beat-up car: "This is not an abandoned vehicle.""Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death""Cover me. I'm changing lanes.""The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.""Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep""Work is for people who don't know how to fish""Montana --- At least our cows are sane!""I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian."
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