It got down to two finalists. A rich law student from Duke and redneck from Texas A&M. For the final round the contestants got five minutes to come up with a four line poem that uses the word "Timbuktu." After about a minute and a half the rich fella from Duke stands up and says:
Out upon the dusty sand
Traveled the roaming caravan
Camel and man traveling two by two
Destination Timbuktu
The crowd went wild. Everyone was wondering if the redneck would be able to top that. About 30 seconds before his time ran out the redneck hit the clock, eased up out of his seat, and said:
Tim and me a-hunting went
came upon three whores in a pop up tent
They were three and we but two
So I buck one and Tim buck two
...The redneck won.
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