Matthew 19:24

Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich person to enter the kingdom of God.

I figured out how to fit a camel through the eye of a needle...

First, you need a camel...next, you need a helicopter...and then, you need a really, REALLY big needle!

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