Camel Jokes

Camel Jokes

What size is that?


One hot summer afternoon a woman is at the loc...

Two Little Old Ladies


Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one ...

Camel and Giraffe


What did the camel say to the giraffe

Smoking in the Rain


Two old ladies were outside their nursing home...

Wrong Straw


At a circus in a nearby town a man stood thoug...

Wanna Tie?


A man was crawling across the Desert dying of ...

Different customs


An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first...

Frenchman Walks into a Bar


A frenchman walks into a bar, smiles at the la...

Stranded


There are three premiership teams stranded in ...

Quotes on Politics


"Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapon...

Timbuck Two


A black man and a white man are in a bar fight...

True Insurance Claims


True extracts from UK Insurance Claim forms; T...

How It All Began...


In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trad...

How does a?


HOW DOES A ARAB GET OFF?


HE JUMPS ON A CAME...

Camel


one day there was an old lady who just got on ...

Mosquito and camel


What did the mosquito say when he saw a ca...

The Fastest Camel


A man had traveled into town after several wee...

Whats the difference


What is the difference between an Iranian and ...

Diplomat wants water


An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the fir...

Curious Camel


A mother and baby camel are talking one day wh...

The ANIMAL joke*


What would u do if u were stuck on a deserted ...

People born in 1982...


Just in case you weren't feeling too old today...

Camel Trouble


A man in Egypt needs to cross the Sahara Deser...

How The Internet Got Started


An old, bearded shepherd, with a crooked staff...

Bin laden, sadam hussane and a camel


bin laden, sadam hussane were sitting in a cav...