A man was crawling across the Desert dying of thirst, when a camel raced up and stopped, and an Arab jumped down opened a suitcase and said, "Would you like to buy a tie?" "No" said the man, "I need water, do you have water?" "No" said the Arab, "but I do have a wonderful selection of ties." "I don't want a tie !, I want water!" the man protested. The Arab rode off, and the unfortunate man continued crawling across the hot sand until he came to a beautiful Hotel. He crawled up the steps, crying "Water! Water!"The Manager approached him and said, "I'm sorry Sir, you can't come in here without a Tie !!"
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