Camel Trouble

A man in Egypt needs to cross the Sahara Desert. He goes to a
camel owner and asks to buy one of his camels. The owner says,
"Here's one fine camel, very fast and 3 drinks across desert,
$200." The man says, "No, that's out of my budget. do you have
any others?"


The owner goes through a few other camels, the man refusing each
one of them, until they come across one. The owner says, "Very
old and slow camel, no drink across desert, $20, but sometimes
he will need a little jerking off." The man buys the camel.


They are half way across the desert when the camel stops. The
man asks the camel, "Are you hungry?" The camel shakes its head.
"Thirsty?" The camel shakes it head. "Tired?" The camel shakes
its head. "All right then," and the man jacks off the camel.
This happens a few times, until they are almost across the
desert, and the camel stops.


"Are you hungry?" the man asks again. The camel shakes its head.
"Thirsty?" The camel shakes its head. "Tired?" The camel shakes
its head. "All right then," and the man jacks off the camel, but
nothing happens. "What do you want?!" The man asks annoyed. The
camel opened its mouth.