Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

Why are blondes like cornflakes?...


Why are blondes like cornflakes?


Because the...

Blonde-Coke Machine


It was a really hot day and this blonde decide...

Rescued


A fireman climbs up to the bedroom window of a...

Brads Blonde Jokes 2


1. There is a blonde that always listens to he...

Hotel


An airline captain was breaking in a new blond...

A swimming blonde


There was a blonde, burnette, and a redhead we...

Twenty-one


A brunette was doing jumping jacks on a railro...

Getting the Contract


Back in the old west, there was a need to conn...

The blonde in the library


A Blonde goes into a library. She goes up to t...

Blonde Joke


Q: What do you get when a blonde and a gang me...

Question and answer blonde joke


Q: Why don't blondes make good pharmacists?A: ...

I hurt all over!


A young woman said to her doctor, 'You have to...

Grenade


What do you do whaen a blonde throws a grenade...

Question and answer blonde joke


Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?A: She drowns...

Blonde in the arcade


Q: How do you know that a blonde has been play...

Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff.


If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff at...

Her ankles.


Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to m...

tire marks


Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on hi...

Looking For a Diamond Ring


A cop saw a young blonde woman down on her kne...

Asian Blonde


once upun a time......


A nice little blonde ...

Mystery Writer


Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteri...

There was a red head, a burnet, and a blonde....


There was a red head, a burnet, and a blonde.T...

Real blonde


There was a blonde driving through the country...

She was so blonde th


- she thought TuPac Shakur was a jewish holida...

Drown a blonde


Q.how do you drown a blonde
A.put a mirror at...