It was a really hot day and this blonde decided she would go buy a coke. So
she went to the coke machine and put her money in, and a coke came out so she
kept putting money in it, and since it was a hot day a line had formed behind
her. Finally the man behind her said, ''Will you hurry up we're all hot and
thirsty!" And the blonde turned around and said, ''No way. I'm still winning."
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