Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

Shine a torch in her ears.


Q: How do you get blondes eyes to twinkle?
A:...

Blonde in the Elmo Factory


Once there was a blonde who really needed some...

Dumb blonde


How do you confuse a blonde even more than nor...

Locked car


there were two blondies at a gas station and l...

Half A Brain


Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain...

Dumb Blonde


Two teens, a blonde and a redhead were at a ri...

BMW


Why do blondes like BMW's? Cause they can spel...

Stamp on it


How can you tell when a blonde sends you a fax...

While on vacation the blonde sent home this...


While on vacation the blonde sent home this po...

A redhead & a blonde


A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work...

It was too tight


Why did the blonde take his new scarf back to ...

Blonde IQ Test


Three blondes walk into a bar do you think
th...

Why is a blonde like


Why is a blonde like a doorknob? Because every...

Busy Signal


One day a blonde wanted to call her house to t...

A Blonde Kidnapper


A Blonde was down on her luck.
In order to ra...

Blonde in a Freezer


Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freez...

Blonde walks


A blonde walks into a library and shouts "I'll...

Blonde phones home


A blond goes into a world-wide message center ...

Alone


How do blonde brain cells die?


Alone.

Unfertilized.


What do you call a brunette with a blonde on e...

Twins


What do you call a blonde holding a balloon? ...

How to Busy a Blonde


How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?


Giv...

A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts...


A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts i...

Get weighed


edJoe took his blonde blind date to a seaside ...

Flakes


What do you call three blondes in a freezer?

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