Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

Baby


My wife is having a baby soon. A friend of min...

Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.


Q: How many blondes does it take to make choco...

What did the blonde�


What did the blonde�s left leg say to her righ...

A blonde and a brunette are pushed out of an airp


Q. A blonde and a brunette are pushed out of a...

Blonde and computers


Yesterday I came back to my office from Court....

Closed


Why did the blonde freeze to death at the driv...

Sheep


There was once a blonde who was sick and tired...

A Flaky Blonde


One day, a blonde named Sally was putting toge...

Blonde and Officer


One day while on patrol, a police officer pull...

How do you drown a blonde?


How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch 'n sn...

Blondes in a Freezer


Q: What do you call two blondes in a freezerA...

Iron Phone


A blonde with two burnt ears went to the docto...

Cornflakes


Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes ?


A: Beca...

Bashing Blondes...part 3!


Q: What is every blonde's ambition in life?
A...

Two programmers see


Two programmers were walking along the street....

In the Freezer


What do you get when you put two blondes in th...

First Class?


First Class?A beautiful young blonde woman boa...

Buying a TV


A blonde walked into an appliance store and to...

What do you call a blonde fanning herself?...


What do you call a blonde fanning herself?


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The one with the wedding ring, YOU SICK-O!


What's the advantage of being married to a blo...

Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles...


Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in h...

Two for 1


a blonde and a brunette jump off a bilding wit...

How to keep a blonde busy


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archery


Did you here about the blonde who shot an arro...

Attackin' Trees


There was a police officer sitting on the side...