A blonde walks into a library and shouts "I'll have a burger and fries"
The lady at the desk says "Sorry madam, this is a library!"
The blonde replies "I know, I'll have a burger and fries please"
The lady at the counter says "No, i dont think you understand, this is a
library!"
The blonde says "Oh, sorry" and whispers, "I'll have a burger and fries"!
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