Blonde in the Elmo Factory

Once there was a blonde who really needed some money. She saw
an ad in the newspaper for a job at an Elmo factory. She went
down and applied, but the manager told her that she wouldn't
want the job because it was so boring. The blonde begged him and
told him she would do anything because she needed the money
really bad. After long consideration the manager hired her.


After a few hours the manager looked at the video-monitor
showing the factory floor and saw that the conveyer belt was
backed up. The manager went downstairs to find out what the
problem was. When he arived there the blonde was sewing to
marbles into the crotch of every Elmo.


The manager said, ''I said to give each Elmo two test tickles;
not two testicles!''