Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

The Blonde Sheep Her


There was a typical blond. She had long, blond...

Blonde Throwing Grenade


Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade...

What a Thermos Does


A blonde goes into a store and sees a shiny ob...

Toilet duck


why did the blonde throw bread crumbs down the...

Blonde Licence


There was a blonde driving down the center of ...

Cellphone emergency


a blonde and a brunnete lived together.
One n...

Blond Shot


There was a blond, a brunet, and a red head wa...

Blonde on a 747


A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearb...

The Blonde Potatoe


A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head where dri...

Rocky MountainOysters


What happen to the blonde who tried rocky moun...

Flying low!


A blonde and a brunette were walking through a...

The Ride


Sally was a girl with no horsebackriding exper...

Like Spaghetti


Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in commo...

blonde,burrnete. red head


one day a blonde burrnette and a red head took...

Blonde Swimming Atlantic Ocean


Once there was a red head, brunet, and a blond...

Car Lights


Two blondes are driving in a car. All of a sud...

Blonde quickie


What do you call a brunette between two blonde...

Tell it to her on Tuesday.


Q. How do you get a blonde to laugh at a joke ...

Pizza


One day after work, the blonde walked into a p...

Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?...


Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?


They k...

Blonde gone down


One day a blonde named Stephanie wanted to lea...

2 really dopey blondes


Two blondes are on a bus and one of them looks...

Oops broken finger


Blondie went to a doctor complaining of body p...

A Rainbow of Devotion


A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Jew, a Scotsma...