Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

How to get a Blonde out of a tree?


Q:How do you get a one-armed Blonde out of a t...

Driving miss blondy


What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwhe...

Blonde librarian


a man walks in a library and asks the blonde l...

Why do blondes wear underwear?


Why do blondes wear underwear? To keep their a...

Fighting Over 25c


guy took his girlfriend to her first football ...

Suicide Blond


A young blonde woman is distraught because she...

Question and answer blonde joke


Q: How do you get rid of blondes?A: Form a cir...

11 Blondes On Mount


There were 12 people climbing Mount Everest. 1...

blonde locked in her car!


A ladie walks in a gas station and asks fora c...

Blonde


Q:How do you drown a blonde?
A1: put a mirror...

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brick?


After you lay a brick it doen't follow you aro...

French Boyfriend


Why did the blonde think her French boyfriend ...

Cliff Hanger


A blonde, a redhead and a brunette all jump of...

...Getting Deodorant


She goes over to the deodorant display and tel...

What happens if you put a blonde up side down?


Q: What do you get if put a blonde upside down...

When blondes do puzzles


A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant cele...

Going Home Early


Three women who work in the same office notice...

How To Make A Blonde Confused


Q: How Do You Confuse A Blonde


A: You Stic...

Why did the blonde quit his job as a restroom attendant?


Why did the blonde quit his job as a restroom ...

Killing a Blonde


How do you kill a blonde?
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An interpreter.


Q. What is a brunette between two blondes?
A....

Question and answer blonde joke


Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee brea...

hanging from plane


There were 11 people hanging onto a rope that ...

Blood Bank


A guy was running for an elevator and he stuck...

Natchitoches


Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. A...