a blonde and a brunnete lived together.
One night the brunnete hears footsteps downstairs so she tells the blonde. The blonde is shocked. "Call 999." The brunnete whispers. The blonde grabbed the phone and looked at it puzzled. "Whats wrong?" the brunnete asked. The blonde replied "Theres only one 9 on this phone."
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