Blondie went to a doctor complaining of body pains.
Blondie: "Oh doctor every where I touch it hurts, if I touch my arm it hurts, if I touch my face it hurts."
Doctor: "Let me take a look at you."
Doctor: "Blondie your finger is broken."
Blondie: "Oops"
Submitted by Curtis
EDited by Calamjo
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