Blonde Vs St. Peter

A blonde dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates, where she is greeted by St. Peter.


"Welcome!" he says. "Because we are currently operating at 99% capacity, we can only let a limited number of souls into heaven. Therefore, you must answer my questions correctly to gain entrance."


"Okay," says the blonde.


"Here's your question: name two days of the week
that begin with the letter T."


"That's easy. Today and tomorrow!"


"Well, that's not the answer I was thinking of, but I'll give you another question. How many seconds are there in a year?"


"That's easy. Twelve!"


"Twelve?"


"January second, February second, March second -- "


"Okay, okay. I can see you misunderstood this question as well.
Well, Okay. I'll give you one more chance. What's God's name?"


"That's easy. Ollie !"


"Ollie ?"


"You know -- 'Our Father, who art in heaven, Ollie be thy name...