Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

Blonde History Lesson.


A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde g...

Cockfight


Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a...

Crossing the River


A dumb blonde walking along, lost, encountered...

What do blondes do for foreplay?


Remove their underwear.

Question and answer blonde joke


Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blo...

Only Half Way to Norway


Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway an...

Keep amused


Q: Why do blondes have more fun?
A1: Because ...

As Smart As a Blonde


A ventriloquist is on stage with his dummy tel...

911


The authorities in America conducted a survey ...

Seven & Seven


A blond a brunette and a red head walked into ...

Deodorant


A blonde goes to a store's deodorant display a...

Fallen Bridge


blond and her blond boyfriend went for a walk ...

A blonde and a mosquito


What's the difference between a blonde and a m...

2 blondes and a brun


there were 2 blondes and 1 burnet hanging for...

License Plate


There is a little Mercedes 280 SL in Toronto b...

Words From Famous Women


Words From Famous Women ...


"I'm not offend...

Blonde In a Potato Sack


A blonde, brunette, and a red head were drivin...

Blonde joke


How many blonde jokes are there?


None, there...

THE BLONDE AND THE TREE


A blonde was driving down the highway and was ...

Dope ring


Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A...

Left by The Entrance


Seargent: A man is robbing a bank. Put a man a...

Blondy


Did you hear about the blonde that got fired f...

Who gets the penny?


Q: There are four people at the end of an alle...

Play Pens


Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three k...

Diaper


Why does a blonde only change diaper on her ba...