In Florida there was a swimming contest. The contestants were a
brunette-Mindy, a redhead-Cindy, and a blonde-Sandy.
The second race was the Breast Stroke...the order of finish was:
The brunette came in first, the redhead second,... "but wait", where was
the blonde??? She was still racing!
When she got to the finish line...she said " THEY CHEATED!!"
The Judge said "how??"
The dumb blonde screamed..."THEY USED THEIR ARMS!"
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