Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

Lover's Lane


At a paternity trial, the blonde's lawyer aske...

The phone call...


The phone call...


A married couple were asl...

One Dollar


Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on ...

Tunnel


Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to...

Hanson


Q. What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Mic...

Iron Phone


Iron Phone
A blonde with two burnt ears went ...

"I'm *sooo* drunk!"


Q: What's the mating call of the blonde?
A: "...

The Blonde Steps Out


After a boring day at home, the blonde wife de...

Double The Recipe


Q: Why don't blondes double their recipes?


A...

Puerto Rican Offspring


Q: What did they name the offspring of a blond...

How to kill a blonde


put a scratch n sniff sticker at the buttom of...

The Coke Machine


There was a beautiful young blonde at a soda m...

The Dumb Blonde:Made By:A Blonde


A dumb blonde is driving and see`s a tree,so s...

Because it said (from) "Concentrate".


Q. Why was the blonde staring at the orange ju...

Blonde verses hot


One time a blonde was really hot so she said t...

Three bronzed Alaskan blondes


Three bronzed Alaskan blondes are sitting by t...

I hurt all over!


A young woman said to her doctor, 'You have to...

Blonde and a pinata


What's the difference between a blonde and a p...

Food


Q. Why was the blondes food always burnt?
A. ...

THE BLONDE AND THE TREE


A blonde was driving down the highway and was ...

Raking Leaves


Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg rakin...

What is a brunette b


What is a brunette between two blondes? An int...

A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was...


A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was ha...

just plain dumb


A blonde and a redhead were sitting together h...

Blondes Strike Back


What do you call going on a blind date with a ...