After a boring day at home, the blonde wife decides to go to the mall. After getting out of the house, she realizes that her husband doesn't have a key because she napped the day before. Her husband comes home and there is a note on the door that reads:"Hey honey! I've gone out and remembered that you didn't have a key to get it. Don't worry, I left it under the mat for you."
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