Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

Blonde Dyes Her Hair Brown


Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of h...

Blonde Joke


Q: What do you call a skeleton in a closet?


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To Kill a Blonde


How do you kill a blonde?


Put a scratch &...

In the Army


One day a brunette, redhead, and blonde joined...

Puzzle


Two friends whom are blonde buy a five piece p...

red light


What goes "Vroom...screech...vroom...screech.....

I Can't Swim


There was a blonde, sitting in a rowboat, out ...

Blonde Nose


(Q)What do you call a blonde with a runny nose...

Burning Barn


This blonde calls this rural fire dept. all ex...

Question and answer blonde joke


Q: How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle?A:...

Blondes


These three women go into a clothing store, a ...

Why did the blonde quit his job as a restroom attendant?


Why did the blonde quit his job as a restroom ...

"You've Got Mail"


A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon w...

First class


There is a blonde on a plane to New York. She ...

The blonde and the rooster


Q - What is the difference between a blonde an...

The applience store


a blonde walks into an applience store and ask...

sleeping pills


Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine c...

Lose weight


How does a blonde lose five pounds?


She ta...

Blonde puzzle


A bunch of blondes walk into a resteraunt chan...

Compact miror


one day, two blondes were walking down the sid...

Shampoo


How do you keep a blonde in the shower all day...

V.D. check


Patti, a well-stacked blonde, sat on the exami...

Blondes can't think


Q: There was a blonde and a brunette on a clif...

Big Mystery


BLONDE: "Excuse me, what time is it right now?...

Blondies


one day two blondes were walking in the forest...