These three women go into a clothing store, a blonde, a red, and a brunette. When they enter the clerk tells them that there is a magic mirror in the fitting and that if you lie you will disappear. The red women goes in and asks for 5,000, when she goes home her house is full of money. The brunette asks for a Mercedes Benz and the keys appear on her hand and the Mercedes is waiting for her outside. The blond goes and says,"I think.....""The blond disappeared because she had said a lie.
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