One day a brunette, redhead, and blonde joined the army as spies. They were captured together and set up against a wall to be shot seperately. The General said they had one last word they could say before they were shot by his men with their guns ready.
The brunette yelled out "Earthquake!!!" and everyone fled to their barracks and she escaped.
The redhead yelled out "Tornadoe!!!" and everyone fled to their barracks and she escaped.
The Blonde after seeing these things happen yelled out "Fire!!!" - and was shot on the spot.
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