Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

What did the blonde think of the new computer?


Q: What did the blonde think of the new comput...

Blonde quickies 4


Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?
A: They...

Blonde & the Coke Machine


A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda ...

Peroxides and Black Men


Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have...

The Three Women


There were these three women. One blonde, one ...

The Blonde Kidnapper


Once upon a time when a Blonde was hard up for...

Television


A blonde walked into a store and asked to buy ...

Sauna


What do you call a Blonde in a sauna?


A hot ...

Upside-Down Blonde


Q: What do you call a blonde standing on her h...

The overweight blonde.


A blonde was terribly overweight, so her docto...

State Capitals


There was a blonde who just got sick and tired...

Killing blondes


Q: How do you kill a blonde?


A: Put a scratc...

Question and answer blonde joke


Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that ...

Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on...


Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on he...

Blonde Vs Redhead


What's the difference between a blonde and a r...

Question and answer blonde joke


Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a ...

Question and answer blonde joke


Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: ...

Stupid Robbers


There were three people robbing a bank, a redh...

A little trick


A child comes to her blonde mother and he says...

Bruised bellybutton


Q: Why did the blonde have a bruise around her...

snowman


Which takes longer to make, A blond snowman or...

True blond


Q:How can you tell if a blond is a true blond
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The dog


A blonde and a red head were walking along a p...

what's this?


a man walks up to a New Yorker, an Arab, and a...

Wave


How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tre...