A blonde walked into a store and asked to buy a television. The man said that they did not sell televisions to blondes, so the blonde left.
That night the blonde dyed her hair red. In the morning she went back to the store and asked to buy a television. The guy still said we don�t sell televisions to blondes. The blonde asked how did he know she was a blonde. He answered because that�s not a television; it�s a microwave!
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