Blonde quickies 4


Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?
A: They make good ankle warmers.


Q: What do blondes do for foreplay?
A: Remove their underwear.


Q: What's the mating call of the blonde?
A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!"


Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!"


Q: What's the mating call of the brunette?
A: "All the blondes have gone home!"


Q: What's a brunette's mating call ?
A: Has that blonde gone yet?


Q: What's the mating call of the redhead?
A: "Next!"


Q: Why do Blondes like the GST? (GST -- Goods and Services Tax)
A: Because they can spell it.


Q: What is 74 to a blonde?
A: 69 plus G.S.T.


Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes go in first.

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