Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

Blondes Making Kool-Aid


Why don't blondes like making Kool-Aid?


Beca...

The blonde bank robbers!


Two blondes were planning to rob a bank.
The ...

Painting job


A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided ...

Riding a horse


A blonde was going to ride a horse for the fir...

Blondes!!


A blonde walks into a shop and says to the own...

Blondes in a Convertible


Two blondes are shopping at the mall. When the...

Blonde one liners


How do you drown a blonde?
Put a 'scratch and...

Air head on a beer


A blonde came into a bar with a ladder, why? s...

volkswagon


What do you call four blondes in a Volkswagon?...

Blonde on a bus


There is a bus load of people on a bus that ju...

Blonds Going to Disney World


There were two blonds on their way to Disney W...

Fax


How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from...

Humpme Dumpme


What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
Hump...

Grabbing air


What do you call a blonde grabbing at air?


C...

Dumb Blonde Joke


Q:How do you know when a blonde has been at th...

Weight Loss


Q. how does a blonde loose 5 lbs?
A. She take...

Blonde screen door


Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike?
A:...

47!


A blonde is walking along a rail road track wh...

Republican or Democrat?


Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?


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Blondes at a gas station


Two blodes were at a gas station one blode got...

Moskito and the blonde


Q. whats the difference between a moskito and ...

Keep A Blonde Busy


How do you keep a blonde busy?
(see below)
H...

Filing System


Two secretaries were talking about their work....

Red Head Vs Blonde


What's the difference between a blonde and a r...

Blonde on a Cruise!


A Blonde walks into a Restaraunt, and she goes...