Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

Blonde quickies 18


Three blondes are attempting to change a light...

Blonde golfers


Two blondes were playing golf at a foggy par t...

To see what was on the other side.


Q. Why did the blonde climb over the glass wal...

What do blondes say


Q: What do Blondes say after sex?A1: Thanks Gu...

Vroooom screech...


What goes vroooom screech vroooom screech vroo...

Doctor, What is it??


One day, a young woman came into the doctor's ...

Question and answer blonde joke


Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A:...

Blondes


whats the diffence between a big foot and an i...

Blonde Abortion


Q: Why did the blopnde get an abortion?A: Beca...

Blonds Canoeing


One day a blond was canoeing in a cornfield.
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One-Eyed Blonde


Two blondes are walking down the road, when on...

New Paint Color


Have you heard that Benjamin Moore came out wi...

Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?...


Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?


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The Speech


There are a bunch of blondes and one brunette....

2 blondes


2 blondes walk into a building you thought one...

Wave to her.


Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a ...

The $50 Bet


A blonde and a redhead are watching the 6 o'cl...

Twins


What about the blonde guy whose wife gave birt...

Tree


One day the blonde was driving down the road, ...

Blonde joke


How do you drowned a blonde?
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Missing Pencil


How do you know a blonde secretary�s having a ...

Blonde AI


What do you call a blonde who dyed her hair?

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How many blondes does it take to screw in...


How many blondes does it take to screw in a li...

Blonde Joke


Q: What goes "Vroom!..screech..Vroom!..screech...

Diet


Why did the blonde snort lines of sweet and lo...