Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

Trip To The Desert


A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde went on a...

Blonde's Revenge


What the difference between a brunette and the...

Question and answer blonde joke


Q: Why don't blondes double recipes?A: The ove...

Dead Blonde In A Closet


Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?...

The Construction Workers


An Irishman, a Mexican-American, and a blond g...

Allergic


A blonde and her boyfriend decide to go to the...

The Tracks


There were 2 blondes walking in the country, t...

Blondes at Job trial


A phone company puts an ad in the paper that t...

Smoking Blondes


One day Jane walks into her friend Cindy's (a ...

Still more blonde riddles


Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver...

Blonde Vs St. Peter


A blonde dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates,...

Not everyone has been in a 747?


What's the difference between a blonde and a 7...

The Drowding Blonde


How do you drownd a blonde?
put a scratch and...

Bake A Long Time


Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three...

uh uh uh


Why did the blondes guest feel special?
Beaca...

What do you call a b


What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? ...

A blonde laughing


How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?


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Blondes


What are the blonde's first words after 4 year...

Why


Q: why did the blonde jump out the window?
A...

Morning?


Two blokes were walking their dogs through a g...

Feeling she was making progress


A blonde began a job as an elementary school c...

State Capitols


Well, there was this blonde who just got sick ...

Blonde Counting Shee


Once there was a blonde driving home from work...

On her way to Disneyland


A blonde was driving down the highway to Disne...

Magic Mirrior


One day a red-head, a burnette and a blond wer...