Q: why did the blonde jump out the window?
A: because she thought her pad had wings
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Q: in the room there was a mirror and a blonde
and the mirror had 3 bullets in it
why were there 3 bullet holes in the mirror
A: because the blonde was trying to shoot herself.
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