Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

Tampon, Cigarette?


A blonde walks into a bar and has a few drinks...

Top's down


Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to un...

State Capitals Are:


A blonde was complaining to her friend about c...

Blonde legs...


What did the blonde chick's left leg say to he...

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into...


A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a...

Blondie Puzzle


A Blonde walks into a bar. She yells, "52 day...

Bartender


A brunette walks into a bar and says, ''Gimme ...

Blondes at a Bar


Two blondes walk in to a bar one blonde ducks ...

Blonde, the Beach, and...Beer?


Why doesn't the blonde want to drink beer on t...

ONE STUPID BLONDE


A BLONDE A BRUNETTE AND A REDHEAD WERE ABOUT T...

Blonde in First Class


On a plane bound for New York the flight atten...

Give Shoulders


A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. ...

Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling?...


Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceili...

Kill blonde


how do you kill a blonde?


put a scratch and ...

I deserve a first class seat


A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in ...

Breathalyzer


One day while on patrol, a police officer pull...

THICK BLONDES


TWO BLONDES WALKED INTO A BIULDEN.

Question and answer blonde joke


Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?...

Twenty Years Supply


There was a red-head, a brunet and a blond all...

Women Drivers


A truck driver tried to edge his semi past the...

Cheating Boyfriend


This Blond suspects her boyfriend of cheating ...

747


How is a blonde different than a 747?


Not ev...

Blonde With 2 Horses


A blonde had two horses, but she couldn't tell...

Three wishes


A blond, brunette, and red-head were all stran...