Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

The Blonde and the brunette


Q. A blonde and a brunette jumped off a buildi...

Black, blue and brow


What is black, blue and brown? A blonde who ha...

Blonde bar


Q-a man walks into a bar what dose he say?


A...

Smart Blonde


There is a dumb Blonde rowing a boat in the sa...

How can you tell a blonde has had a bad day?


How can you tell a blonde has had a bad day? S...

THE BLONDE'S SISTER


A blonde goes into work one morning crying her...

Question and answer blonde joke


Q: How do you plant dope?A: Bury a blonde.

Torch


How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?


Shi...

Blonde and an ironing board


What's the difference between a blonde and an ...

Mom Died


Judi (a blonde) goes into work one morning cry...

First class blonde


A blonde bombshell walks into the airplane and...

Blondes


There is 3 people on a island, 1 of them is a ...

Blonde quickies 8


Q: What do you do when a blonde throes a han...

brain


Q: why did the blonde cross the road


A: to g...

Unmarried blonde


What do you call an unmarried blonde in a BMW?...

How do you kill a blonde?


How do you kill a blonde? ...

Diet coke


Did you hear about the blonde who was sniffing...

Blonde Detectives


A policeman interrogates three blondes who are...

Three dumb girls on a building


There are a blonde brunette and a redhead on t...

Dead bird


A blonde and a brunette were walking down the ...

Unmarried In BMW


Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BM...

Lipstick on her steering wheel?


Why did the blonde have lipstick on her steari...

Blonde in Freezer


Q: What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
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Suicide Blonde


A blonde hurries into the emergency room late ...

Blonde and a Microwave


What is the difference between a blonde and a ...