PUT ON TWO COATS.

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde
jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her
husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she
decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.


The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the
task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell
of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in
a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at
the same time.


He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is
doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are
dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has
a ski jacket over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the directions
on the paint can and they said....


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FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.