Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin.

A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in...

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Q. Why was the blonde in the tree? A. Because s...

A blonde goes into a Best Buy.

A blonde goes into a Best Buy. She asks a clerk...

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Q. What does a blonde see when she looks into a...

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Q. What is the fastest way to get a one-armed b...

A blonde was going on a plane trip to New York.

A blonde was going on a plane trip to New York....

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Q. If a blonde and a brunette were falling off ...

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Q. Why did the blonde write TGIF on her shoes? ...

One day there was a blonde riding a horse.

One day there was a blonde riding a horse. The ...

A blonde walks into a hair salon to get her hair cut wearing headphones.

A blonde walks into a hair salon to get her hai...

A blonde was swimming.

A blonde was swimming. She swam deeper and deep...

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Q. What do you call a blonde who dies her hair ...

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Q. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine...

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a leather jacke...

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Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? ...

Q.Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

Q.Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & ...

One day while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

One day while a blonde was out driving her car,...

A redhead, a brunette and a blonde all escape from a prison together.

A redhead, a brunette and a blonde all escape f...

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a deserted island together.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuc...